Programm

Smut Slam Berlin: what's in your toy box?

Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic kicks off your winter holidays in seasonal style on Monday, Dec 16, with the theme "TOY STORIES." Buy them, make them, lose them, break them... humans have a looooong history with items of pleasure, so your tales of awkward/awesome are just part of the collective party!

SPECIAL WINTER ACTIVITIES: holiday mini-market with last-minute gift ideas AND a dirty snowflake craft table!

TICKETS AT THE DOOR ARE CASH ONLY.

Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person (adv purchase), or €20 cash at the door. Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door ONLY, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.

Advance tickets available here: https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin-toy-story...

(To buy tickets for more than one person, enter total amount of donation, and include names of additional people in the designated field during checkout)

* * PLEASE NOTE: tickets are transferable but NON-REFUNDABLE for any reason.

Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)
More accurate map here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wjKdmTeEpoA6PiL76?g_st=ic

(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)

GUEST JUDGES: TBA

** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and The Berliner!

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get tested, save your seat, enjoy our reading lounge, grab your drink
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!

The Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!
* ** We encourage mask use indoors. This remains one of the best ways to protect yourself against getting sick from COVID or any of the other airborne diseases going around.
*** Crack Bellmer has a government-certified machine that exchanges all the air in the room every 10-15 minutes. Included in that system is a HEPA filter.
*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring photo of same-day negative test results, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €1, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.
** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY: The venue space is wheelchair accessible.

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Join us at Crack Bellmer on December 14 for a special edition of Alles Paletti! RBL Berlin brings an exceptional lineup, featuring Goldie Palm, Cxtene b2b Dean Denali, Yunjin, and Bodra.Expect Goldie Palm’s signature mix of groovy beats and 90s nostalgia, while Cxtene and Dean Denali team up for a genre-bending mix of dub-techno and underground sounds. Yunjin will bring her unique acid and electro influences, and Bodra will add his playful, psychedelic twist to keep the crowd moving.
Get ready for a night of fresh energy, unexpected sounds, and pure dancefloor magic. See you there!

BODRA
https://www.instagram.com/giovannibod
https://soundcloud.com/bodra-1

cxtene b2b Dean Denali https://www.instagram.com/cxtene/
https://soundcloud.com/misleadyouthagainstnwo
https://ra.co/dj/deandenali

Goldie Palm
https://www.instagram.com/goldie.palm/
https://soundcloud.com/goldiepalm

YUNJIN
https://www.instagram.com/yunjinclairedelune/
https://soundcloud.com/yunjin-lee-471375813

bar from 7. djs from 10.
bring a friend, not an attitude.
doors: free entry until 10pm and flexi after

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A night out with a special winter market. Each month, Crack Bellmer is hosting upcoming and established FLINTA* DJs, creating a cozy yet vibrant pub experience and dancing the night away to slappy beats. Additionally, just in time for the holidays, local FLINTA* sellers will showcase their designs, crafts, and arts, adding an extra layer to this gathering. Experience a delightful interplay of a bazaar and musical entertainment, and discover your new favorite jewelry, ceramics, and artsy objects crafted by Berlin's talented artisans.

Winter market starting 7 pm with open end

9 pm Morgane Abel (Live)

https://www.instagram.com/morgane_abel/

11 pm Mūna

https://soundcloud.com/muna-music
https://www.instagram.com/muna.music/

1:30 am das Gemunkel

https://soundcloud.com/das_gemunkel
https://www.instagram.com/das_gemunkel/

Unisono is dedicated to electronic music, to the beautiful Berlin Club scene, to the nightlife, to togetherness, shared knowledge, learning from one another and empowerment.

The event and market is open for everyone who identify as Women, Lesbian, Inter, Non-Binary, Trans and agender. If you identify as male, you are as well welcome to join and support. Crack Bellmer aims to create a safer space. And this is only possible together. If you notice someone to be rather uncomfortable for you or directly acting problematic like showing any kind of sexism, racism or any discriminating behavior at the event, don't hesitate to talk to the people at the bar about it!

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Open Decks 4 FLINTA* and Ping Pong 4 ALL -
Discover Crack Bellmer from it's sporty side or play your music in a relaxed club setting - from now every WEDNESDAY!

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
But FLINTAS* to the decks - bring your records and/or USB sticks and mix your music in a relaxed club setting.
You are the soundtrack to the ping pong match.

How does it work?
Spontaneous, without obligations or pre-registration -
A list of playtimes will be available at the bar from 7 pm.
Come along -> sign up -> play!

** Female, lesbian, intersex, nonbinary, trans & agender people

FAQs

I identify as cis-male, am I welcome here?
Yes, you are very welcome to play ping pong, hang out and be an ally. We kindly ask you to respect that the space behind the decks is exclusively for FLINTA*.

What musical styles are allowed?
Whatever floats your boat - But please be mindful of the impact your music might have on other people. Hard & fast musical styles are potentially stressful, especially in the early evening hours.

How long are the playtimes?
between 30mins and 1 hour.

Is there a dance floor?
Not really. there's a ping pong table on the dancefloor - no one's gonna stop you from dancing around it.

Can I bring my laptop and controller?
No. Please don't plug any external devices into our mixer. The open decks are for practising on club-standard equipment only (CDJs, Turntables, Mixer)

What equipment is available?
2x Pioneer CDJ 2000 Nexus2, 2x Technics 1210 MKII, 1x Allen & Heath xone 92.

I am an absolute beginner, can I still play?
Absolutely! We want to encourage you to familiarize yourself with the equipment, to try yourself out and to get in touch with other FLINTA* who share your passion for music.

As always:
bring a friend, not an attitude.
bar, ping pong & music from 7pm

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