Smut Slam Berlin: we make room for you to bring the raunchy.

Berlin’s only community dirty storytelling open mic returns on Monday, January 16, at 7pm CET. The theme this month is "PARTY": Wherever people gather with fun in mind, there's always a chance that something good, or at least weird, is going to happen. Spill it, you party animal!

Tickets: €15-20 sliding scale donation per person (adv purchase). Low-income €10 rush tickets available at the door, if any tickets remain unsold at time of show.

Buy them at: https://www.eventbrite.com/.../smut-slam-berlin-party...

Location: Crack Bellmer, Revaler Str 99, Berlin
(Main entry at Revaler Str & Simon-Dach-Str, 8-10 minutes' walk from S Warschauer Str)
More accurate map here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/wjKdmTeEpoA6PiL76?g_st=ic

(cover photo by Marc Seestadt)

To assist us in adhering to best practices against COVID-19 (see the asterisk below!), this particular slam has a limit of 50 tickets sold.

GUEST JUDGES: TBA
** Prizes from Other Nature alternativer Sexladen and njoy toys!
** Bring your own face masks

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
7-8 pm: get your tests done, and check out our reading library
8-10:30pm: Smut Slam, in the old-fashioned way (with one short intermission)
10:30-whenever: stay for a little longer, we don't have to worry about neighbors here!

Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories from the audience, stories from guests and sometimes even celebrity judges, and also readings from THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient and funnily named receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories or fuckbuckets involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, or nonconsensual objectification or fetishization. All activities discussed must be CONSENSUAL.

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.

WE PRACTICE SAFER SMUT! We are limiting capacity to 50 ticketholders at this event. DO NOT ATTEND if you are feeling poorly! There will be more slams!

** Crack Bellmer has a state-of-the-art ventilation and air filtration system, with air fully exchanged every 15 minutes.
** THIS SLAM is indoors and therefore is FULLY MASKED, except when you are taking a sip or a bite, or you may choose to remove the mask while telling a story from the microphone.

*** TESTING NOTICE: Please bring same-day negative test results from a test center, or come early to take a self-test at the door (for €2, thank you!). We will have Smutterlings on hand to assist. IF YOU TEST POSITIVE, we will have to send you home.

PROOF OF VACCINATION/MEDICAL EXEMPTION REQUIRED. Thank you for making this event safer for everyone.

** As always, we are closely watching current COVID-19 rates, and as things change, one way or the other, we may loosen or tighten our pandemic protocols. We will never surprise you with changes, but tell you in advance, so you can make informed decisions. Smut Slam keeps both comfort and well-being in mind, for the community!

PLEASE NOTE: We have a strong Code of Conduct for everyone at a slam. We try very hard to run the event accordingly, and we want attendees to actually pay attention so you can help us create this safer space: https://docs.google.com/.../120FTNtC47HhNIEP91TXp.../edit... Please do take a moment to read this statement, thank you!

ACCESSIBILITY: The venue is wheelchair accessible, with one wheelchair accessible toilet.

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